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manhatingbabyeater:

baptisms:

bummerrat:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The phrase “beta orbiters” is making me grind my teeth.

amy schumer is a national treasure

"It’s too much to expect men to respect women’s choices about who they want to date. It’s a woman’s job to control men’s feelings about them. So women should work really hard cutting ties while simultaneously tip toeing around some douche bag’s fragile fragile ego while he refuses to take a hint and feels more and more entitled to a relationship with her because he thinks women are a commodity to be earned and his feelings are more important than hers but look how sweet! Be flattered bitch!!!"

ok so the comments make me sick. remind me to never talk to a man ever again ever in my life under any circumstances. Like…. Alexandre seriously watches this clip and then calls the WOMEN here entitled?????? but the men, they’re not acting entitled, I mean they’re just being ~*~beta males~*~ or whatever pseudo-darwinian crap concept you’re going to pull out your collective misogynist asses next.

So uh„

These guys are saying *any* man is entitled in the sense that *every* woman OWES THEM niceness and sex and being available and being a good girlfriend bc look, they brought her flowers and stuff, whereas if a woman wants a partner (nice heterosexism, too) obviously she FEELS entitled “even though she’s just a [various misogynist phrases] or (god forbid) a single mom”, so obvs they should feel fucking GRATEFUL if any dude ever of any description *graces* her with really creepy and clichéd come-ons, and uh??????????? DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELVES TALK ANYMORE; HOW DO YOU NOT EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER DOUBLE STANDARDS YOU’RE APPLYING!!

WHAT’S UP WITH YOUR GROSS ABSURD LINGO ABOUT “”BETA ORBITERS”” AND YOUR EVEN GROSSER EVOPSYCH “HUMANS JUST WANT TO MATE” BULLSHIT!!! IT’S CREEPY JUST FUCKING SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, ALL RIGHT!!!!!

JUST SAY “WOMEN OWE ME PERSONALLY ALL THE SEX AND EMOTIONAL CODDLING I WANT FROM THEM EXACTLY WHEN AND HOW I WANT IT, WHILE I MYSELF WILL CALL THEM MISOGYNIST SLURS BEHIND THEIR BACKS OR ON FACEBOOK BUT GOD FORBID A WOMAN MAY… WANT TO BE… TREATED WITH… RESPECT??????????????”

Literally the concept of respecting a woman as a human being rather than an object for their weird masculinity hang-ups doesn’t even factor into their little scientific theories anymore.


How about instead of punching the mirror, you just punch yourselves, hard, and break your own faces, you despicable pisscreeps.

rezby:

93769:

Like. You people remember the agender kid that got set on fire for wearing a skirt and being DMAB. If you’re going to talk about nonbinary dressing femininely you should probably mention DMAB people being like. Murdered. and not just DFAB people being called transtrenders or whatever.

Link to article.

necropticon:

*sends one email* phew thats enough things for one day

i support trans rights but lavern cox is a misogynist :(
Anonymous

yungmethuselah:

Just for kicks, I googled “‘Laverne Cox’ misogynist”—shockingly, every single result was a stinking load of TERF-tastic radfem bullshit. Well I never.

If I might save others the trouble, Laverne Cox is supposedly a misogynist for having produced and starred in a makeover show, TRANSform Me, which saw a team of trans women style and coach cis women through makeovers. By encouraging other women to don corsets and heels and feel sexy, Laverne Cox promoted a big misogyny.

But mainly she’s Black and she’s trans and she’s open about herself, unapologetic and visible, and that makes shitty people uncomfortable.

Did you drop that “e” at the end of her name in an attempt to misgender her on the sly? Probably. :(

chekhovandowl:

Hoping to sell stuff sometime and I really want to make this into a poster
idk guys whatcha think


Aaahhhhhhh I LOVE THIS I LOVE BMO THIS IS SO GREAT I would so buy this as posters or t-shirts!!

chekhovandowl:

Hoping to sell stuff sometime and I really want to make this into a poster

idk guys whatcha think

Aaahhhhhhh I LOVE THIS I LOVE BMO THIS IS SO GREAT I would so buy this as posters or t-shirts!!

anarcutie:

toxicnebulae:

excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:

  • lizard
  • robot
  • merperson
  • a strange buzzing noise
  • alien, I think
  • an insurmountable feeling of dread

you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

And here was me thinking that gender was always an insurmountable feeling of dread…

aestheticsoffailure:

Takeyoshi Tanuma Dancers resting on the rooftop of the SKD Theatre Asakusa, Tokyo 1949 © Takeyoshi Tanuma
Hey here is the Anon Justice ! I’m seeing that you had an anon hate not so long time ago so I’m here to tell you that you are loved, we love you we love what you do and we all think you’re awesome :) Have a great day ! <3
Anonymous

meeresbande:

Awwww, thanks!

That’s kinda an awesome name and concept for a gang of vigilante magical girls/ folks. I love this!!

meeresbande:

Here at psychiatry we have to apply for permission to leave the grounds, up to three times a week, and we have to give a therapeutically relevant and detailed explanation as to what we want to do and why (later they’ll ask what we achieved, too). So when we just don’t want to be bored at psychiatry on holidays/weekend (no therapies anyways and most other patients are gone, too) and instead want to hang out with Nils and watch spn, we have to write stuff like “Spending time with family, finding balance in our relationship between establishing my own boundaries and being there for my sibling; learning to practice self-care.”
If we want to go to a convenience store, we can’t just say we need stuff, no, we have to find a therapeutic reason! Oh what fun!

We feel like Harry and Ron making up dream-diaries for Trelawney! lol

I… what.

w hat.